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Ugh,

  • Me: Mom, tomorrow can we go to wal-mart after you pick me up?
  • Mom: What do you need from wal-mart?
  • Me: Some personal stuff.
  • Mom: What do you need from wal-mart?
  • Me: Razors.
  • Mom: What?! We don't have time to go to wal-mart.
  • Mind you, wal-mart is about five minutes from the house -_________-
  • No one is ever willing to take me anywhere in this house. I NEED SOME WHEELZ.