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If I have a son though.

kmxinenchantopolis:

Diddo x100.

He can wear mine if he wants. For a short period of time, his feet will get too big. Then he’ll develop a style of his own, and I’ll teach him that name brand clothes/shoes do NOT define a person. The kids I went to school with who wore that expensive shit were the biggest assholes. =/

Man, I secretly LONGED to be them…
Ah, well. I will teach my little kiddies, how NOT to be Hypebeasts, and how to laugh at all the other stank ass kids that think they’re better because they have all the coolest shit. I’m kidding about that last statement.

I’ll just teach my kids everything my mom taught me. Hey, I turned out alright. Well…forthemostpart.
And if their classmates ever pick on them, I’ll challenge them to a soccer match, me versus all their little Rugrat asses, I will EMBARRASS THE HELL OUT OF THEM on the playground, with my super slick Pele and Ronaldinho moves, off the heezy kicks and shit, they’ll run home to their sorry ass mama’s, and will never think twice about bothering my children again.